booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

Spotted: Sia in Math Class 
No Chandelier Present
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whoredinarygirl:

do you ever have a dream about someone and they were an asshole to you so you’re lowkey mad as hell at them for the rest of the day

cyberho:

I’M SO ALONE I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND I WANT A DICK I CAN COPYRIGHT AND CLAIM AS MINE I WANT TO START SHIT WHEN SOMEBODY STARES AT HIM FOR TOO LONG, I WANNA COOK BREAKFAST FOR HIM AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DICKING 

carriendoesntloveyouthatmuch:

nickcaveandthebadweed:

mexican tv is amazing